“The tension created by the snapping turtle confronting the fierce looking dog is dwarfed by what is obviously the deep green shadow cast by a well maintained concrete birdbath. Kudos to the gifted photographer.”
Neville Beach–Doctor of Ornithological Studies, Kebler University
“What would Andy Warhol do? I’ll tell you what he’d do. He would purchase a signed and numbered print of this magnificent photo to complete his impressive collection of snapping turtles coming upon snarling dogs on rural lawns. And to make room, he would probably tear up a couple of those stiffly posed Wegmans. That’s exactly what Andy would do.”
Eponomo Douphon–Publisher WWAD Quarterly
“It’s just a good thing that Citizen Kane is not a photo. Because it could never compete with this gem. No really.”
Steve Potts–dedicated film slash photo buff
“This dramatic photo will put you on the edge of your well appointed, faux zebra, distressed beechwood, bergere styled seat. You know? The one with the matching ottoman?”
Estelle Herkimer–Columnist, Modern Upholstery Magazine
“This is just a photograph, you say? Yeah, right. And the Mona Lisa is just a sculpture.”
A.J. Pintell–Mailroom temp, The Louvre